The embarrassment of noticing semen stains on figures whom you really think ought not to have them.
One-man band, using both acoustic and electric guitar.
Hallo. I am the Nash Odyssey. I'm a one-man band (except for recording purposes).
Story behind the song
I saw a somewhat dodgy-looking mark on a friend's jeans ('they're meant to be like that!' - Suuuure), and it just sprung up.
Lyrics
I was sitting in the kitchen, finishing my plate,
When I saw a sight that served only to nauseate.
I looked past the chicken to see my father's crotch,
And I couldn't help but notice a big white splodge.
Little white stain, you're embarrassing me
Little white stain, you put me off my tea
Little white stain - little white stain
I was sitting in church, listening to the vicar
and I was hoping there was a way the sermon might go quicker
When I looked at the man in the long, black dress
and I saw that he had made the most terrible mess.
Little white stain, you're embarrassing me
Little white stain, I'm sure you're unholy
Little white stain - little white stain
Then the president of the United States
Got himself into the most terrible state:
He was having some 'fun' with an intern of his
When he forgot to mop up all of his jizz.
Haven't you heard of a washing machine?
It's a wonderful way to keep things clean,
and you could have saved yourself all that pain
If you'd just removed that little white stain
Little white stain, you're embarrassing Bill
Little white stain, and you haunt him still
Little white stain - little white stain
Little white stain - little white stain
You're embarrassing me.
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