I am a penguin
A radical penguin
There’s not a lot of hope for yiz
If you are a denguin
Just three years ago Flo Snow
Was top of the pops
But now she can’t even get
A job in a sweet shop
She shouldn’t never have attacked me
Not even with a rubber hammer
Now she’s gotta go
Outta town to the schlammer
When the penguin revolution
Is on your radio
And you daren’t even ask
Your shop steward for a go-slow
What you gonna do
When we bring in the fish
And that old lady Flo Snow
Is down Penge on the pish?
What you gonna say
When the Archers is banned
‘cos it’s CA propaganda
When Joe Grundy gets canned
What you gonna want
Out of Emmerdale farm?
Charity Dingle’s too modern
It makes me auntie Pat alarmed!
What you gonna eat
At a twenty to seven
Is there Turkish Delight
In the breweries in heaven?
