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Christmas Present
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Concerning a person's difficulty in finding the right Christmas present for their significant other.
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One-man band, using both acoustic and electric guitar.
Hallo. I am the Nash Odyssey. I'm a one-man band (except for recording purposes).
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Genre
Pop • Christmas/Seasonal
Charts
#17,334 today Peak #220
#823 in subgenre Peak #18
Author
w: Tom Nash. m: Tom Nash, Jezz Boyd, Jonty Curry.
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Tom Nash
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February 16, 2005
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MP3 2.3 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
It's not based on me. I PROMISE.
Lyrics
I'll get you a real present this Christmas, It won't be sexually transmitted this year I'll get you a real present this Christmas Because my STD test came up with the all-clear Remember last year when I gave you those cold sores? And everyone who met you thought that you were such a whore? I'll get you a real present this Christmas I hope this year it won't make you feel physcially ill I'll get you a real present this Christmas Even though before it's always been in the spirit of goodwill Remember two years back when I got you that dog? I should have checked for airholes when I put it in the box. I forgot your present this Christmas But it's not so bad, I think you'll see 'Cause no present at all must be much better Than any present that you'd get from me Like, remember three years back when I got really pissed? And I got both our names put on the sex offender's list? So I forgot your present this Christmas, But I think you should count your lucky stars Yes I forgot your present this Christmas But it's better than being behind bars.
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