Lyrics
Chao Brand Chocolate! It tastes like nuts!
Two heat-seeking missiles go round the outside,
round the outside,
round the outside.....
I cackle with glee as they start to fly,
they start to fly,
they start to fly.....
Guess who's back,
Back again,
Eggman's back,
Tell your friends...
Yes I'm back,
And I'm cracked,
Really fat!
And that's that!
Eggman's great!
Not half-baked!
You're all fake!
You suckers....
MWUHAHAHAHA! MWHUAHAHAHA-*Chokes...*
...I'm sorry, I just had pudding an hour ago...
(Eggman) I've just found a monster,
Guess nobody wants to
See Chaos no more,
That's what Shadow is for,
Well if you're wantin' mayhem, this is what I'll give ya,
Robots, explosions, implosions, and a killer laser!
New designs that I've made, I know they're gettin' slicker,
Gonna blow up Sonic with a remote clicker,
But I'm pissed, it missed, he ain't co-operating,
Damn that speedy Hedgehog, man, I totally hate HIM!!!
Leaders of the world, you can stop debating,
It's time to do some things that you know are degrading,
Come on, let's face it, I'm utterly hated,
Is that the reason why I never got dated?
So S, K and T, they won't leave me be,
Try to send me away with an orderly,
"We've foiled your plans, now just go! Yeah, leave!"
But they've got no bad guy without me!
So come on, watch this, as I shake my fist,
And Amy blows me a sarcastic kiss,
Now get ready, cause here I come again,
Gonna rain down with a whole world of pain!!!
CHORUS
Now I've got myself a brand new gun,
Better watch out Team Sonic, cause here I come!
Gonna blow all you little sons of bitches up,
Aw damn, it's jammed, (SONIC SPIN!) Aw fu....
Now just look at the state I'm in!
Remind me to never use cheap parts again!
It's a good thing I used that fire-retardant foam,
Screw Sonic Tails and Knuckles, I'm going home!!!
(Shadow) Now my name is Shadow, and I'll tell you my story,
I'll snap your fucking neck if you tell me it's boring!
Gonna tell ya 'bout Maria, hey man, why not?
Cause I gotta say it, MAN that girl was hot!
That ass, those titties, dude, she was fine,
And every single night, I made her body mine, heh,
Just kiddin', I'm only dreaming,
Cause I wake up every single night, I'm sweatin' and screamin',
Then I ask myself, "Why'd she have to go?"
She didn't even get to give me my first blow!
Well that's whack (Dna dna dna dna dna dna),
Didn't get the chance to push my member deep within her,
Got black, got red, got gloves and shoes,
I'm gonna be the star of Adventure 2,
Cause I'm a bad-ass baby, just look at me,
I'm the coolest guy created since Sonic 3!
(Eggman) Shadow, come in please,
Bring back the Emerald before somebody sees!
(Shadow) Don't worry Eggman, I said I got it,
I'm on the wa*CRASH!*, Oh shit, I dropped it.....
Damn it, I told you to be more careful with that!
Well it's not my fault they're so damn flimsy...
FLIMSY! That's a Chaos Emerald, you lil' prick!
PRICK?! Who are you calling prick, you fucking fat-ass!!!
Who are YOU calling fat, you butt fucking son of a bitch!!!
Oh man... thanks for the intro guys... oh well.... MY turn now!
(Rouge)I'm a titty bat bitch,
Dressed up as a witch!
This shit, that shit,
I've stole all of it!
But most never see it, since they're all such n00bs,
And they only played the damn game to see my boobs!
Cause I'm the sex appeal they added to the game,
You just KNOW that Yuji fella, poor guy is INSANE!
Stop touching the screen, it's weird, let go,
I'm not even real, I can't give you a blow!
And so, you all draw pictures of me,
In positions that I was never meant to be!
Bent over, suckin' on a fox-meat tube,
While Knux is there behind me, usin' the lube!
And so, I do declare,
Every damn fanboy just looks down there!
Reach a hand into your underwear,
And take a good yank of your pubic hair!
I'll take no more, I wasn't made for sex!
They even made me slutty on Sonic X!
Cause I'm a bat, fly on darkened wings,
Hell, us
