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Its UK Hip-Hop but not as you know it...
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Peak #2,447
Peak in subgenre #1,296
Author
Mink-C/Ace List
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Mink-C
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January 30, 2005
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Lyrics
CRITICAL THINKING
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dowsers, spirits and mystic energy
lotions that are claiming effects you'll never see
Forget that stuff like the Mink
Become a bright right away and be a critical thinker
(x2)
i'm the technical skeptical cricital thinking rap act
crack logical bats on cats practising clap-trap
believers believe but the fools get fooled
whether its mediums, seances or bending spoons
it ain't real its a trick, see that prick Uri Geller
wouldn't fool me, Randi, Derren Brown or Penn and Teller
you may think its fun but the vunerable gettin' done
give their money to these bastards, their pockets are stung
the truth is what i deal in, while the faithful busy kneeling
congregations givin money while their messing with their feelings
mediums talk to loved ones whove passed on
upsetting people in need with their malevolent con
aromatherapy, energy, it ain't legit
feng shui'ers gettin rich by rearranging your shit
while ya lookin into space, ya see a light out of place
its obviously some crazy sort of alien race
bullshit! but when people lose a few hours in the day
they're not sleepin their abducted by a being thats grey
and they never get piles, its gotta be anal probes
get an itchy ear, gotta be an implant in their lobe
then the parasitic punks get em under their power
regressive hypnosis at a hundred bucks an hour
50 sessions, that makes it five thousand dollars
theres money to be made but their techniques ain't honest
sure UFOs exist, in the light of the moon
like military planes, flocks of geese or balloons
rational reasoning always the explaination
x-files education on the TV cross the nation
that the kids believe its real, and more cases are reported
don't let facts get in the way of a story thats distorted
theres people who still believe in reflexology
transendental meditation, palm reading and astrology
its nonsense, pseudo-scientific silliness
real science can be replicated in lab tests
but faith and beliefs can get played on and preyed on
keep people afraid keep the charade on
well its wrong, its impractical bullshit baloney
exploited by the gurus and preachers and other phoneys
read the skeptical not the national enquirer
James Randi Educational Foundation admirer!
don't tire of debunking paranormal poppycock
religious right nutters full of shock when they mock
but put a sock in it, i'm wise while you people full of lies
and when its hurtin peoples feelings i decry it and despise
Kabalah got ya chasing string like an addict in the crack spot
i've got you a slot with a psychiatrist, ya crackpots
creationists give me a migraine like noise pollution
top scientists have proved DNA and evolution
and my retribution to these charlatans is this song
invalidate the crazy theories thats been held for so long
Modern-day witches keep spouting their calf shit
They're just woo-woo cuckoo simpleton half-wits
exposing frauds i'm a sceptical veteran
and i can't forget the lunatic alternative medicine
it ain't better than real drugs and real therapy
trust me, i'm known as Doctor Mink-C
I ain't qualified, but when did that stop these morons
fake professors with talons lookin for victims to claw on
seems the sick and infirm and fair game for some leeching
and whats worse these poor souls they just believe what they're preaching
we're raised as kids believing all sorts of shit
like fairies, leprechauns and monsters in the closet
its just keeping us afraid which in itself is frightening
hear footsteps? its a ghost it can't be problems in the piping
see an apparition appear, well what can it be?
you probably overdid ya trips on LSD in the 60s
or it could just be a shadow or a trick of the light
or something equally mundane that simply gave you a fright
but no, you swear up and down you seen a spooky spirit
ain't you seen scooby doo? its the janitor that did it!
"and if it wasn't for you pesky kids i would have got away!"
you're intelligent, so un
