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THE GERM - C&W Novelty - Artist: Wayne Carter
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A Great C&W Novelty Song About The Life Of A Germ
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Song Info
Genre
Country • Country General
Charts
Peak #431
Peak in subgenre #66
Author
Wayne Carter
Rights
1984carter
Uploaded
January 30, 2005
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MP3 2.7 MB • 128 kbps • 2:58
Story behind the song
Wayne wrote a lot a of off-the-wall songs that were so funny.
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Wuttzi Tuttzil Music Pub’L BMI 18 Bradford St. West Seneca, New York 14224 Ph: (716) 824 1385 Email: wuttzituttzil@yahoo.com THE GERM A GERM EXISTS WITHOUT NO FISTS OR TEETH OR CLAWS TO FIGHT WITH NO LITTLE BRATS TO SOIL HIS PANTS NO WIFE TO SNORE AT NIGHT WITH HE HAS NO HOME NO HAIR TO COMB NO CONSCIENCE TO REGRET WITH NO KNOBBY KNEES NO WAY TO SNEEZE NO PORES TO EVEN SWEAT WITH HE SURELY LACKS AN AWFUL LOT I’D REALLY HATE TO BE HIM WITH ALL THOSE THINGS THAT HE AIN’T GOT NO WONDER WE CAN’T SEE HIM NO KNOBBY KNEES NO WAY TO SNEEZE NO PORES TO EVEN SWEAT WITH HE SURELY LACKS AN AWFUL LOT I’D REALLY HATE TO BE HIM WITH ALL THOSE THINGS THAT HE AIN’T GOT NO WIFE TO SNORE AT NIGHT WITH WITH ALL THE THINGS THAT HE AIN’T GOT NO WONDER WE CAN’T SEE HIM WITH ALL THOSE THINGS THAT HE AIN’T GOT LORD I’D HATE TO BE HIM ©1984carter
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