Life in a hicktown, ooo-wah-ooo-wee.
The Pocono Mountains' Premier Guy Who Records Dumb Crap In His Basement.
Story behind the song
Real small-town people I made up (names omitted to protect the guilty).
Lyrics
Yeah she was rockin
She heard that rockin was cool
And she was droppin
Out Junior year of high school
I see her shopping
In the grocery store
Her teeth are rotten
Crack or no, she's a whore
I couldn't see the light till the sun went down
And I'm so full shit that my eyes are brown
He hated Physics
"I'll never use it again"
Next night he's skidding
At a hundred and ten
He's got a cudgel
He keeps it safe in the trunk
He don't want trouble
He likes NuMetal and Punk
I couldn't see the light till the sun went down
And I'm so full shit that my eyes are brown
He's in the desert
He's wearin' tan, gray, and brown
He picked the Army
They had the best jobs in town
His mother's famly
They watchin' both of his kids
Their cards don't reach him
But guess what just did
I couldn't see the light till the sun went down
And I'm so full shit that my eyes are brown
