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Today Was A Very Good Day
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Acoustic comedy featuring bad-attitude blues, ballads and uptempo numbers.
Acoustic comedy featuring bad-attitude blues, ballads and uptempo numbers. Adam Sandler, Henry Phillips, Stephen Lynch; Tom Lehrer, Allan Sherman, John Prine, Bill Cosby) can download and other popular tracks from my EP at (99 cents per single; $4.95 for the five-track album). ($8.99 plus shipping). . to receive occasional e-mail notices about my adventures in the comedy music biz...
Song Info
Genre
Acoustic • Acoustic Guitar
Charts
#4,164 in subgenre Peak #40
Charts
Peak #198
Author
Ken Turetzky
Rights
Ken Turetzky 2003
Uploaded
January 13, 2005
Track Files
MP3
MP3 4.8 MB • 128 kbps • 5:17
Story behind the song

The band:
Ken Turetzky: Vocals, acoustic guitar and harmonica
Daria McBee: Background vocals
Lee Fortune: Bass guitar
Jerry Impini: Keyboards
Terry McIntyre: Percussion
Lyrics
Today was a very good day Some beautiful things went down in my world Today was a very good day I think that my luck is starting to turn Uh-huh I used to think that you were smart Now I know that you're stupid You were so generous with your advice But it all turned out to be wrong! I saw her judging me As we passed each other in the street Well, she can go to hell Because I'll never see her again! CHORUS That bastard neighbor of mine The one with the little gay dog He put his trash out on my curb And raised chickens in his back yard Sometime before the dawn About when his rooster starts crowing He rode away in an ambulance And I hear that he's dead! CHORUS I've got a plan to cut my debt Take care of the money that I owe I'll have to make sure that I die Before the bank gets its money! I used to work out at the gym And run 20 miles a week But I felt too goddam good And so I just fuckin' quit! CHORUS My girlfriend's living with someone else But she won't tell me his name I always said one day she'd leave And see! I was right all along I went to see a Shakespeare joint Blah blah, blah blah, "et tu, Brute?" I thought the play would never end Before my bladder exploded! CHORUS
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