Request: "The Ballad of Bears in Pants (It makes sense)"
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Come, gather around kids
I'll tell you a story
'bout some bears who wore pants
I don't know why they wore pants
Don't ask me, they just did
Anyway, this's they story
So you bests a-listen up
The bears who wore pants
They frolicked in the woods
Doin' the things
That you'd expect bears would
A snake came along
His tongue flickin' out in the air
He said, "Hey bears, those're some nice pants.
Can I snag me a pair?"
And the bears said,
"Son, what're you smokin'?
You ain't got no legs.
You can't wear pants."
So the snake sued them...
And that, kids, is why we're not allowed to wear pants.
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