Request: "Hordes of Vikings storming Paris."
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A viking warship
Crossed the open seas
Its bow cut the water like a
Knife through a slice of cheese
The lookout gave a cry
He said, "Men get to your oars."
He'd seen a flag in the distance
That he'd never seen before
And it was only five minutes later that France suffered its first military defeat of the new millenium.
First they went to the president's house
And they cut out his heart
Then they went to the Louvre
Just to piss on all the art
Then they went to the Eiffel Tower
And put some Viking horns on top
Then they killed all the women
'cause they don't shave, and that isn't hot
No, it's not hot at all.
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