The BOMB that originally dropped in 2002! About...duh...the Pimp of the Future! The entire song was made cutting and pasting on the Sound Recorder, and is without a doubt my most ambitious work to date!
Available to the public for the first time, here, are the works of Flash Daddy! These masterpieces are undoubtedly an evolutionary step in the building up of a lyrical and musical force that the world will have no alternative other than to change and adapt so as to not strain its very existence when these works gain prevalence! The very world that tried to destroy Flash Daddy will one day embrace him! No cliche, no political or sports figure, no celebrity, no nothing is safe from the lyrical jabs of Flash Daddy! Alas, Flash Daddy's works are no longer coming en masse, because he is currently spitting rhymes as Murdercedes, who also has a soundclick site! Check 'em out! And cherish this treasure trove of timeless tunes!
Story behind the song
I was just on top of my game at the time, and this song just came from the heart. The entire song was made by cutting and pasting segments together in the sound recorder, mixing vocals and the music. I wonder how the thing saved it, because it's 7 minutes long! The "time machine" sound effect was made by me tapping a spoon on a glass, and then warping the sound beyond all recognition, reversing it and adding reverb, slowing it down, speeding it up, all in the sound recorder. I'm also rapping in quite a high falsetto, and many people didn't know it was me flowing! I pretty much break out every technique in the sound recorder book here, because I'm the Pimp of the Future!
Lyrics
INTRO:
Bystander: “Whoa, whass that noise?”
Dorky voice: “Uhh, it appears to be a sort of a…time machine of some sort.”
Flash Daddy: “Ayy yo! Whatuuup yall!!!”
Astonished voice: “No! It can’t be the Pimp of the Future!”
Flash Daddy: “Aw yeah! HIT IT!!!”
I’M THE PIMP OF THE FUTURE
COMPARED TO ME NO OTHER SUCKA’S COOLER
I’M THE PIMP OF THE FUTURE
STEP TO ME I’LL STRAIGHT UP BOOT YA
I’M THE PIMP OF THE FUTURE
I’M THE DAWG BUT I’LL NEVER GET NEUTERED
I’M THE PIMP OF THE FUTURE
RISE UP AND SALUTE THA – FLASH
Daddy – I’m the Pimp of the Future
I dare you to find any pimp that’s cooler
My car is fly ‘cause it literally flies
I don’t even get to see all the things my dough buys
Check this out – a new kind of flow
I can even sing this – in fast mo’
Always succeeding in my advancements
Thanks to the help of cybernetic enhancements
When I leave the party the crowd I rocked claps
In virtual reality I’m busting caps
- If you think Flash Daddy can flow –
You should see my laser show
Girls of the past are oh so fine
‘Cause I went back in time just to flex this rhyme
SOUND FX (1982, in my spaceship)
I got soul – I got taste
I can rock in outer space
All you robots aliens and earthlings
GET DOWN – I can tell this beat is working
- Back in the future we never get ill
Are you hungry – here take a food pill
- Flash Daddy never gets stale
I’m def not blind so I don’t know Braille
- Yeah you though I was lame poser
But then I balled makin’ haters say “no sir”
- To the Holy Grail I’m getting closer
Here wanna buy a Flash Daddy poster?
- Yeah, another product sold ‘cause
Flash Daddy done broke the mold
- The world ain’t ready for the Flash attack
I came from the future now I’m going back
CHORUS
INTERLUDE
SOUND FX (the following program was intended for mature audiences, in my spaceship, weedwhacker, slipped on a twinkie, alien, 1982, security helicopter shot a spotlight)
BACKMASKED VOICE: “Flash Daddy is tha man, straight up, Flash Daddy is tha man”
CHORUS
Daddy – stepping out the time machine
Tell ya right now my style is keen
And if you try to disrespect me
SMACK same goes for if you try to correct me
Oh yeah yall – check out that bass
Daddy of the Flash cold rockin’ this place
Well if you ask me I say ooh boy
The music in the background sounds like a chewtoy
Anyway that’s cool it ain’t no crime
Flash Daddy’s number one all across time
So pull up a chair if you just don’t care
I got game like truth or dare
Flash Daddy’s fly as a U-F-O
Yall just don’t know
Bout the Daddy of the Flash and the game he got
Flash on the mic – “What the blood clot”
Flash Daddy and sped up voice: Flash Daddy Pimp of the Future yall, he’s straight up pimpin’ all across the damn galaxy. Hoo ha! Yall best recognize! Sheesh! Flash Daddy in the house yall, whatuup! Damn this be some hot iiiish!
Sped up voice: You cats out there best keep ya eyes open for the Flash Daddy ya heard me?
Flash Daddy: Straight up maaan, belieedat………Watch out for tha…
Flash Daddy – before I go
I’m gonna drop some rhymes some mo’
So all yall ravers, dancers, romancers
All the way from Venus to Tropic of Cancer
Please get down to the funky ass sound
True dat yeah I’m puttin’ it down
King of pimpin’ I wear the crown
My empire’s bigger than your hometown
Every VIP at my private party
Shows up late, whoops, fashionably tardy
Who – needs – 20 inch rims
When ya got jetpacks – electric engines
Flyin’ above the city like on Star Wars
I don’t play golf I play Par Wars
Gobble you up just like Pac Man
And when I leave - whole crowd says damn
Yeah aight my rhymes are tight
I rock all night no need to fight
I’m fly like a kite don’t bark I bite
Material ain’t trite ‘cause I have much might
OK yall I hit like a dodgeball
Like Niagara, suckas fall and
Fail – I say what the hail was
That – You can’t rhyme for crap
Back away from the Daddy of the Flash
Or else I’ll ball you up and throw you i
