You gotta love Dick Clark. Who doesn't want to look young forever? This parody was done years ago, while Bloopers was still on TV and Barry Manilow was a staple of his New Year's "Rockin'" Eve.
Lyrics
Since we were babies
Dick Clark was on the TV
Up on the Bandstand
he was our favorite MC
He's in his sixties
but he looks 23
He's a granddad (granddad)
He's always busy
doing his Bloopers show
And every New Year's Eve
with Barry Manilow
He's getting older
but you would never know
he's a Granddad (Granddad)
And he still looks thin and hairy and wrinkle-free
though he's never had plastic surgery
I'm mad because he looks better than me!
Granddad.
