My girlfriend is a singer in a band called Happy Rage
And every eye is glued to her when she's upon the stage
She wears a skin tight leotard that comes up to her neck
And leaves no doubt that she is anatomically correct
I don't like to talk of her like she's a cut of meat
But she's got toes that aren't attached to any pair of feet
Camel toes camel toes
I love it when my darling shows
What's hidden underneath her clothes
Camel toes camel toes
Little boys are made of snails and puppy tails and such
Little boys get older but they do not grow up much
Naughty girls are made of sweat and skin and bones and spice
Mine's composed of creases and I think she's awfully nice
I've been called a lecher and a pervert that's all right
But I am not the one who pulls my britches up so tight
Camel toes camel toes
I love it when my darling shows
What's hidden underneath her clothes
Camel toes camel toes
Some prefer the dromedary's single mighty hump
But I prefer the Bactrian 'cause it's got double bumps
Let the Bedouins drive SUVs across the sand
I have found the gal for me taxonomy be damned
Sometimes in the evening when we're soaking in the tub
I treat her to a foot massage and give her toes a rub
Camel toes camel toes
I love it when my darling shows
What's hidden underneath her clothes
Camel toes camel toes
