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E-Bay Christmas
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A Parody
StudioMac Sounds is me, Mitch Townley. I am a Children's Pastor from Knoxville, TN. I have been writing seriously since 2003. It has become a wonderful hobby and a way to let my daughter Kristen (20) do some recording with her wonderful voice. I hope you enjoy my collection of Christian, country and comedy songs. Thanks to my many friends who have written the music for, played instruments on, and sung on these cuts.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #40
Peak in subgenre #20
Author
Mitch Townley
Rights
2004 StudioMacSounds
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December 04, 2004
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MP3 3.2 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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Reflecting on a post-Ebay Christmas
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Very "E-Bay" Christmas (c) 2004 Mitch Townley Studio Mac Sounds E-Bay Christmas Had myself a "Very E-Bay Christmas" Pay Pal's no friend of mine Creditors are calling, can you spare a dime? Had myself a "Very E-Bay Christmas" Hate to get out-bid Told my wife, "Yes dear, I really needed it" The make up brush used by Tammy Fay Shatner's old toupe, hair plugs. A bumper for a Mercedes Benz Signed by the cast of "Friends". Lived online, new ISP was faster Than dial-up would allow Searching at "light speed", more item's could be found Eight tracks of Barry Manilow A bag of Vermont snow, it's fresh Sixty acres of prarie land In Turkmenistan, the best. Doesn't matter that my wife is leaving I am feeling proud Won all my auctions, paid twice the price of "Buy It Now" I'm hooked on "E-Bay" but I am in denial now.
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