Corndog and Sled Dog from the Sesame Street Gangsters were both 12 when they both first started jerking off.
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Story behind the song
This song was motivated by a t.v. theme song, and JC Penny adds with bra's and underware, big props to Hustlers and Playboy's too.
Lyrics
12
(Corndog)
Yo, the names Corndog like you don't fuckin know
and I've been jerking off since I was 12 years old,
cuz you see to me I see know harm
when I'm having sex with my dominant arm.,
Well back in the day it was the normal thing to do,
to run home and touch myself right after school, ,
and on happy days when I would fake sick
I'd stay home all day and touch my dick.,
Yo dad I got a confession to make
I've spent many a day wackin off to your porn tapes,
cuz when your that age well it's the norm
to masturbate to scrambled porn,
just like the guy on American Pie
some people confess while others just lie about it,
man come on don't be giving me that shit
like your to righteous to touch your own dick
you think your parents believe this shit know way
when all of a sudden your in the bathroom taking ten shits a day.
So I'll tell you all the kids all across the land
it's perfectly normal to have sex with your hand when your 12.,
(Sled-dog),
When I was 12 I mastered the art of masturbation,
& proper technique for self-stimulation,
I swear, I must have been in my prime,
in a week I would stroke off 50 to 100 times,
I remember the day I shot my first load,
one hand on my cock & one on my chode,
It shot into the air just like a volcano,
then poured out like a gallon jug of Drano,
I remember the day I got my first pubic hair;
I was so amazed all I could do was stare,
At 'em groin' in, one by one,
when I was 12 this is what I did for fun!,
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(Corndog),
Well when I was 12 I passed the first grade and even back in the day I had dreams of getting laid,,
I was home alone with my hand it was so tight staying up with Rhonda every Saturday night.,
I would stay up so late that the cows would come home, moooo! Listen to this fat ass moan.,
6 7 8 9 10 11 12 well back in my prime I didn't know how pussy smelled,
but now I do and I think you ought to dueshe but who am I to complain I like to put it up the poop shoot.,
So I hope I get some ass tonight if not oh well I been taking care of myself since I was 12.
(Sled-dog)
Age twelve and overcome by boredom, that's when I discovered the Penthouse Forum,
Story's about licken stickin and dickin, Had me sprinting home from middle school to choke the chicken
Lighting fast so I could jerk before my mom got home from work
nearly caught white handed every day as I heard the car pull into the drive way.
To this day, I've never been caught stroking it ever since my dick was a little midget,
Back in the day I used to stroke like hell, y'all remember what it's like to be 12.
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(corndog)
When I turned 12 thats when it all started phew clear the room Corndog just farted.
Whoops!!! I made a stinky in my pants and now I'll retreat to my room for some self-stimulated romance.
I'd use that excuse every chance I could get to go to my room for my solo jerk fest
cus in the fist of fury I am the champion you try to out jerk me it can't be done.
I come equipped with lotion and with out a commotion I'd slowly beat to and fro w/ a steady motion
Tightly grasping upon my head heavily fantasizing about the girls under my bed
When I shot my load man my dick would swell tis the best days of my life back when I was 12.
(sled dog)
When I was 12,that's I started jerkin, back than my pickle was just a little gherkin
And I've been doing it ever since they used to call me the Ejaculation Prince
back in the days I was so amazed I shot my first load of man made mayonnaise
and in the tub were I made love I gave myself the rub a dub a dub dub
but in the tub there's things you just don't do, cuz when sperm hits the water it turns to glue
and when you stroke with soap itt burns like Hell, but we all learned our lessons at the age of 12. 12.
