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Kiddie Porn
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This song's about f***ing the Olson Twins, We wrote this song when they were both 15 and it really offends stupid people that's for sure, it's a comedy song and for f***s sake we don't even want them anymore cuz their too old!
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Sesame Street Gangsters, SSG sesame street gangsters, Corndog, Sled Dog, Sleddog, Speedoman, Olympia, WA, Sesame Street Gangstas, Gangsterz, Gangsta's,
www.sesamestreetgangsters.com We're the Muther funkin' Sesame Street Gangsters fool, Mix Rap with Hip Hop, and you have a dirdy dirr da dir. We're white rap at it's pinacle.
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Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
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Peak #19
Peak in subgenre #2
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Sesame Street Gangsters
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SSG Entertainment
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November 30, 2004
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MP3 4.1 MB • 128 kbps • 4:26
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KIDDIE PORN (Corndog) It's the C to the O R N to the kiddy to the P to the O R N Break it down, I graduated in 95' But I'll fuck freshmen till the day I die She was 16 going on 26 Boy that bitch could suck a mean dick She participated in a 5-man train Not once did I hear that little slut complain This girl was a young'n I got to admit But for only 16 she had some big ass tits Its not like I took her virginity She said she lost that shit when she was 13 She was raped at 10 but that doesn't count So come on guys and break the cameras out. Chorus (Sled dog) An angel came down with some underage cooch, Our mission was to get em in their birthday suits. I prayed to god and asked him if it was wrong, He didn't say a thing, so I guess it's on. I lure em to my house with a couple of beers listen to some NSync and Brittany Spears In no time at all we'll be doing the slam-dunk it takes a six pack to get 3 of em drunk Man that girl looked so good When she went down south to polish off the wood So innocent and so very sweet She's ready to be slipped some hot man meat We'll take your picture and send it to Japan Cuz that's were we have are kiddy porn fans Get on your knees and do what I said Don't you argue with your master, Lord Sled (Corndog) Underage women are in the house There about to find out I'm hung like a field mouse these beats are thumping the house is jumpin and me and the kiddies do some underage humpin But its all good I'm getting down tonight And little girl beaver is so tight I don't want nothing that's been all tore up Most older girls are loose as fuck Man I know this shit is against the law But you got to admit my dick looked good in her jaw Breaker breaker hit the switches Turn off the lights lets get down with the bitches Corn and Sled saviour fair We be running our own part time day care Hit that shit if its got hair Hey its my turn Sled that shits not fair CHORUS (Sled dog) 16-year-old twat is what I'm after, fresh clam, ready for some hot man-chowder. Looking nice and pretty, and ready to eat, Nice and moist, Ready for hunk of beef, What an innocent soul, sweet and precious, she says my DICK IS mm delicious, Now go on sugar-bear, let you be gone, Take those luscious lips and go kiss your mom. (Transition) (Corndog) Hey girls any minute I'll start looking better Just keep on drinking and your puss ill get wetter I'll start to look more and more like Brad Pitt With my dad Ron Jeremy's dick I'll take you all out to Chuck E Cheese Then I'll take you home and do as I please Children children come out to play Come to my love barn take a role in the hay I tell you little girl you're suck a cutie Let me sneak you in to an R rated movie If any one asks say I'm your dad And don't tell anyone about the sex we had Chorus (Sled dog) Its hot outside come out of your home Cuz I'm the ice cream man here to give you a cone C'mon girl you've got nothing to lose, Let me put a dollar bill in your under-roos. I'm 21, you need beer, but like I said, you drink at my home, then you sleep in my bed. Saying no is not an option this time, I'll tell your parents you've been drinking if you get out of line. Corndog get the camera let's make some art, I'm gonna tear this underage pussy apart. I knew ever since the day I was born, That my destiny was to make kiddie porn. Chorus
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