A girl we know used to brush her teeth 10 times a day. This motivated us to start a better dental hygiene program.
Lyrics
The dentist says brush your teeth twice a day
it takes three minutes
that's why we're writing this song
you don't need to
brush them 10 or 12 times
twice is good enough
and you can floss if you want to
but when you try to do it so many times
you'll be stricken with the gum disease
known as gingivitas
gingivitas makes your gums bleed
that's no good
Matt flossed yesterday
and his whole mouth was all bloody
it was gross
brush your teeth twice a day
don't let the man hold you down
he'll tell you don't need to
but you really should
after every meal or class
that's a little bit OCD
Brush those teeth
floss those gums
if it bleeds that just means you need it more
I use Crest extreme herbal mint
makes my breath fresh
when I'm makin out with women
I use Colgate extra whitening
it takes the enamel right off my teeth
so now they're all white and sparkly
just for the ladies
Brush those teeth!
(brush those teeth)
floss those gums!
B-R-U-S-H
B-R-U-S-H
BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH
