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Florida State Sucks And Greg Is Short (Part II)
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A band. That's about it.
We are Conflict of Interest. If you like computer recordings and bad vocals, you've come to the right place! C.O.I. is a two piece band consisting of Kevin J. (Vocalist, Thumb Snapper, Whistler, Chuck A. Sass & Sons Rep., Owner of Mullet Inc. and OptimumStealth Inc.) and Kyle C. (Guitarist, Alcoholic, Moron.)
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts Comedy
Charts
#1,362 in subgenre Peak #14
Charts
Peak #109
Author
Kevin J. - Kyle C.
Rights
Kevin J. - Kyle C.
Uploaded
November 17, 2004
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MP3 1.9 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Story behind the song
This song was written to piss off my friend Ackerman. My brother and I always make fun of him because he likes Florida State (who suck) and Greg (who is short.) The Munchies = Greg and Ackerman's crappy band. The Smoothies = Ackerman's and my crappy band. Anyways, Ackerman left me to be in his crappy band The Munchies because he thought it would lead to bigger and better things, but he was DEAD wrong. The Munchies never recorded one song and quickly grew apart, while Conflict of Interest has made a full CD that everyone hates. Therefore, if Ackerman had stayed with me in The Smoothies, we would have been HUGE (right...) Of course, the irony of the song is the line (speaking about Ackerman), "You think you can sing, but you really suck," because I can't sing worth crap either.
Lyrics
Why did you tell me that you thought you could be better than me? You're poor and misguided, I know you can't fight it 'Cause you're just a Munchie You think you can sing, but you really suck You like Florida State and Greg way too much So just try to rejoin with your old roots And I'll spit at your face with some year old booze So take a stroll down memory lane When The Smoothies only first became You could have been bigger than anything Billboard Top 40 or Kasey Kasem But you chose The Munchies now you're all alone Withered away in an elderly home Oh, you're so alone Oh, you're so alone Oh, you're so alone You're all alone You should have stayed with the better singer You should have stayed with the better thinker You think you can sing, but you really suck You like Florida State and Greg way too much So just try to rejoin with your old roots And I'll spit in your face with some year old booze You should have stayed with the better singer You should have stayed with the better thinker You think you can sing, but you really suck You like Florida State and Greg way too much So just try to rejoin with your old roots And I'll spit in your face with some year old booze
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