Yo, yo
I got two testicles in a box
My Burger King box
Drivin' away I got Burger King take-out
Bit in a nugget that wasn't too baked out!
Oh, dear Lord this can't be right
What in the world did I just bite?
Taken down by those Burger King fools
In my mouth were some damn goat jewels
Snuck around the Burger King back
Yo Big D don't cut no slack!
Y'all gotta know this billygoat's gender
Cuz it's in the form of a chicken tender
My sanity was droppin' fast
You know Big D's gonna kick some ass
Left this day on a really bad note
Cuz someone's animal was in my throat
