Name: My Egg Whites
Duration: 3 min 23 s
Channel: ritt
Description: "My Egg Whites" is a song by Shaggy Dog.

My Egg Whites

Shaggy Dog

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Shaggy Dog

Bunch of vagabonds who only do two things well, make music, and make love!!!!! http://www.random-noise.com/audio.html

Hi gang, I'm mostly a lyricist, but lately I've taken to recording my my songs myself Ha!!!! Well I don't play an instrument so I just sing to the melody of the moment in my head and I guess you could call the style spoken word. Soon I will be presenting you guys with a comedy cd. Each song will come with it's own home video; trust me it's gonna be a lot of fun.....and work, but for you it's all fun!!!!!

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Comedy - Adult

Charts

Peak #222

Peak in subgenre #73

Author

ritt

Rights

yes

Uploaded

November 09, 2004

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MP3

MP3 3.1 MB • 128 kbps • 3:23

Lyrics

My Egg Whites

it was twelve noon on a thirsty thursday
the sallon keeper greeted me with an ice cold mug
frothy pleasantries swiped my waiting stash
it was pushing a hundred, downed it chug a lug
a shot of scotch to wash that down?
truly i'd be much obliged
keep'm coming the day is young
a cute waitress caught my eye

i summoned her over with a whistle
i'll take two scrambled...i set my sites
she leaned a little closer and asked
do you want regular or egg whites

i didn't mean to be disrespectful, but i regressed
you can suck my egg whites in the middle of the night
what happened next isn't very hard to guess
you can suck my egg whites in broad daylight

barkeep lifted me stool and all
into the gutter i took a great fall
i've found it pays to be polite
when i wound up with hard boiled egg whites

i bought a six pack on my way home
my sullen look said something ain't right
my wife said is there any way i can help
i said darlin' can you suck my egg whites

i entered the shelter on my knees
pleading for some assistance
when suddenly i had to sneeze
and lost all of my resistance

i didn't mean to be disrespectful, but i regressed
you can suck my egg whites in the middle of the night
what happened next isn't very hard to guess
you can suck my egg whites in broad daylight

barkeep lifted me stool and all
into the gutter i took a great fall
i've found it pays to be polite
when i wound up with hard boiled egg whites

it was just a thirsty thursday afternoon
when i walked into my local saloon

© 2004 by ritt

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