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Tie My Shoes
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Bunch of vagabonds who only do two things well, make music, and make love!!!!! http://www.random-noise.com/audio.html
Hi gang, I'm mostly a lyricist, but lately I've taken to recording my my songs myself Ha!!!! Well I don't play an instrument so I just sing to the melody of the moment in my head and I guess you could call the style spoken word. Soon I will be presenting you guys with a comedy cd. Each song will come with it's own home video; trust me it's gonna be a lot of fun.....and work, but for you it's all fun!!!!!
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Country • Country General
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Peak #280
Peak in subgenre #96
Author
ritt
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yes
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October 31, 2004
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MP3 2.4 MB • 128 kbps • 2:40
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Tie My Shoes i keep trying trying trying but you know i would be lying if i told you that i could tie my shoe laces with my mind i've got to grow gorilla arms to overcome my rounded charms i swear my feet once were there but that was before twelve tons of beer it's a little to late for miller light i'm way over weight i gave up the fight low carb schmo carb who's kidding who i just wish i could tie my shoes i guess you could call it the battle of the bulge but i can't help myself i must over indulge if it weren't for the yellow pages i would starve for all the ages there's nothing like home delivery visa vi my visa card and me it's a little to late for miller light i'm way over weight i gave up the fight low carb schmo carb who's kidding who i just wish i could tie my shoes beer battered onion rings sure can make this old heart sing hot dogs with extra relish if you got it why not embellish it's a little to late for miller light i'm way over weight i gave up the fight low carb schmo carb who's kidding who00000 i just wish i could tie my shoes There's a hole in the ozone and the gravity's pouring in. This makes us all seem heavy when I know I should be thin It's not about the big macs, the shakes and double chins. It's that hole in the ozone letting all the gravity in. you may think you can go slug for slug but you'll find out why they call me pudge © 2004 by ritt ® 2004 by random noise music ------------------
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