Shove a bottle up your ass, tie a rope around your dick.
The greatest duo of all time. Skot Shaub and Baron Julius von Brunk.
In a time when music is all about politics, with strong emotional and politically correct lyrics... These two guys completely askew the popular music scene with their far-out songs!
If you're loking for a serious rock band with songs about government, love, or "hot topics", then look for someone else! Skot and Julius are here to change the way people listen to music, with their brand of catchy and original tunes.
Skot and Julius are the greatest musical duo of all time. The two rock and roll legends Skot Shaub and Julius von Brunk are here to change music forever.
Story behind the song
Skot Shaub: Lyrics, vocals, Guitar, bass, drums
Julius von Brunk: Lyrics
The original song was writen by Julius, after he had a dream about a fake Wesley Willis song with similar lyrics. In Julius' version, the song was more of a revenge song about a person he didn't like. However, Skot sang vocals for it instead, and improvised most of it. Skot went crazy during recording and starting screaming in his "Jim Morrison" ways.
Lyrics
Yeah!
Alright!
I'm going to tell you something... Goes a little something like this...
Shove a bottle up your ass,
Tie a rope around your dick,
'Cause you are a no good prick
You fucking scumbag,
You make me sick,
You are a no good prick!
Let me tell you something:
I "ain't" afraid to choke a white bitch!
Yeeaah!
Kick you in the balls,
Drop an anvil on your toes,
Poke you in the eye,
Shove a Q-tip up your nose,
Rip off all your clothes,
Bend you so your fingers touch your toes.
I'm going in... NOW!
Shove a bottle up your ass,
Ride the wave, ride it fast,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright!
Let me grab up on a hunk of that meaty ass!
Gonna' spread it right in... Give you my wagon molasses!
Bitch!
Shove a bottle up your ass,
Tie a rope around your dick,
'Cause you are a, you are a, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, ow ow ow ow, OOWWW!
I stubbed my toe!
It really hurts! OWW!
Back to the subject at hand, alright!
Tie a rope around your dick
Shove a bottle up your ass,
Then tie a rope around your ass,
Shove a bottle up your dick (heh)!
Oh yeah yeah yeah!
YEAH! ALRIGHT! LET'S GO!
OW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Get off me! Ow what ow where'm I going?
What do you mean the neighbors called the cops?
What do you mean this isn't my house!?
Oh.
(Julius laughing)
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