Crapple Pie (but why?)

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Extreme Grindcore death metal stupidity

The Line-Up is: Pete O'File - Vocals Betty Swollocks - Backing Vocals Percy Cution - Guitar Mike Oxlarge - Bass Cotton Runt - Drums Lou Kemia - Guitar R.I.P Don Juan

Song Info

Genre

Metal • Death/Black Metal

Charts

Peak #406

Peak in subgenre #107

Author

TOW

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Uploaded

October 21, 2004

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MP3 1.3 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00

Story behind the song

Its inspired by the game Fable and Aunt Bessies Yorkshire Puddings.

Lyrics

Crapple Pie by TOW

Big fat dump, encased in pastry
pinch of fucking salt, gonna be so tasty
take a fucking bite, or i'll spit in your eye
nothing is as good as my crapple pie!!!

fuck your boogie rolls, and your shitty piss pasty
and your asswipe slice coz its fucking nasty
You don't need to bother going to greggs
all you need to make is the contents of your keggs 

crapple fucking pie!

water, water what has thou don'st
I fucked aunt bessy in her big fat cunt
crippled mr kipling, coz we're so sly
now you feel the wrath of my CRAPPLE PIE!!!!

My crapple pie, I stuck my dick in your eye...Crapple Pie

tender, juicy, scumptous, fruity
nutty, fuckass, I like crapple pie!

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