Frank Gets Excited about Ketchup
Punk/Ska Fiends of Justice and incomprehensible cream-filled sandwiches.
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Story behind the song
We're fond of ketchup...isn't that enough?
Lyrics
Someone stole my ketchup today,
My friend replied, "No freakin'way!"
Lonely cheeseburger on my tray,
I told that guy he's going to pay.
On my mind, not on my food,
It puts me in a really bad mood.
With no ketchup it's no fun,
Just a piece of meat and two dry buns.
Frank needs his ketchup,
Or people are going to die.
Missing since Friday,
And I still do not know why.
Ketchup's the key,
To unlock my grandma's door,
Slighty off topic,
Quote the raven, "nevermore!"
Saw that guy just the other day,
Ripped off his arm and ran away.
Should've got my ketchup back,
Oh crap, I just stepped on a tac.
One armed hippie through a hand grenade,
Didn't pull the pin so I'm okay.
Now the ketchup's on the ground,
Quickly thinking I turn around.
This isn't ketchup,
That's just his underwear.
Ketchup where are you,
And why aren't you ever there?
Taste is the only thing
That you can ever give,
Without your presence
My hamburger just can't live.
Whoever you are,
We're gonna find you,
We're gonna steal your shoes.
Think that we're lying,
You will be crying.
We're gonna steal your teeth.
I love ketchup.
Pringles!
Hey guy, we found you,
Now you don't have shoes,
Now your feet will be cold.
See we weren't lying,
And now you're crying,
Now you can't chew your food.
(2nd Chorus Repeat)
Dilexia!
