batman and robin
two of a kind
both like tights
they walk a fine line
some say they're gay
some say they're straight
others just say they
like to masturbate
to each other
under the covers
may seem strange
but maybe you should
rearange your mind
it's the bat
it's the robin
it's like that
there ain't no problem
from behind or
maybe in front
nobody knows
where they hide their junk
some think it's big
some think it's small
others just think
it's not there at all
or is it
they wizz it
they're just guys
and you have to
realize the truth
it's the bat
it's the robin
it's like that
there ain't no problem
Joker and Penguin
evil at heart
you better be
afraid once they start
some think it's rough
some think it's right
others just want it to
go on all night
they're kinky
they'd lick me
may seem strange
but maybe you sould
rearange your mind
it's the bat
it's the robin
it's like that
don't get me started