Story
We were partying and gettin drunk a lot. Two guys knew how to play the guitar and I new how to write so we made a song.
Lyrics
Lyrics
I gotta get me some money
And I'm gonna get me some hunnies
And I'm gonna buy me some Tocka tonight
And I'm gonna party until the morning light
Nobody's there when I arrive at seven
I'm already wasted when they show up at eleven
And while I'm busy playing some nine-ball
I just hope they dont drink it all
(1st chorus)
Gonna get wasted, Gonna get wasted, Gonna get wasted tonight
Even at the office he has to get wasted
When he kisses his wife she says she can taste it
And he always spills it all over the floor
So it smells like whiskey ten feet from the door
(2nd Chorus)
He's alwasy wasted, he's always wasted, he's always wasted at work
He doesnt say much just sits on the side
And thats alright cuz the dude abides
And He's very patient been waiting all day
But when the party starts its like Fuckin A
In terms of vodka maxes out at ten
But thats not counting the three vicadin
When he's drinkin jack daniels or smirnoff
He gets in the bathtub and sleeps with his pants off
He's a small kid tyring to drink with the big guys
He cant hold his liqour because of his size
He cant get married until twenty nine for sure
Then he'll have her baby when he's financially secure
(3rd chorus)
They got too wasted, they got too wasted, they got too wasted that night
