El Rancho Love-o (The Mexican Love Song)
A true story about Stevie and Louis' two week trip to Mexico. Boy, that place stunk.
We'll lead as two kings.
Nah, fuck it.
Story behind the song
A true story about Stevie and Louis' two week trip to Mexico. Boy, that place stunk. It started when Stevie called Louis and asked "Like, I pwn you n00b" and Louis replied "oh yeah!!?! I pwn you like Mexico pwns beans" and Stevie replied with "Word!?" and Louis replied with "...word life".
Lyrics
It was a dark stormy night
We were in for a fright
We were out of mountain dew
What's a fucking boy to do?
We don't know so we sold our souls to rock and roll.
We'd like our hands on the pie
Well this girl name Mist and I were fucking around while Steven sat in the corner with a blanket over his lap and watched. His dark spooky eyes glared through the darkness while my giant erection penetrated her soft shell body, I came with the force of a type three hurricane that night. I blame it on the dew, unfortunately Mist is now dead from the shock of my manly cum spray.
I was sad when she died.
Just kidding I lied.
I love stevie like a milkshake.
Or even better shake and bake.
