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Mary Kate Olsen Got Into a Farming Accident
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I mean, she's f***ed up looking anyway...what could a little farming accident hurt?
tenacious d rock acoustic
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Two dudes who play acoustic comedy metal rock stuff. We fucking hate Jay Leno, love Conan, and think Mark Kistler is a-okay.
Krueger's Circle Jerk is the result of 2 idiots being idiots. What the fuck are you looking at?
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Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
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#4,321 today Peak #31
#622 in subgenre Peak #4
Author
Andross & OvenMitt
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KCJ
Uploaded
September 26, 2004
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MP3 4.1 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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Mary Kate or Ashley, I dont know which one to choose You're both exactly the same, so I know I can't lose Give me your money and make out with each other Incest is best when it's a four-breast-lez-fest Ous cream, ous cream, ous cream, ous cream Balls to the wall Uncle Joey Ous cream, ous cream, ous cream, ous cream Balls to the wall Uncle Jesse Your clothing line took over Wal-Mart Wherever you go, you're never a-part But one of you will become horribly disfigured and then Your careers will crash and burn like Dale Earnhardt Mary-Kate got into a farming accident Mary-Kate got into a farming accident Mary-Kate got into a farming accident Mary-Kate got into a farming accident A tractor discovered your arm the driver meant you no harm You were laying in a field You were wearing headphones you were laying all alone The tractor failed to yeild Horribly disfigured Horribly disfigured Horribly disfigured Horribly disfigured Horribly disfigured Horribly disfigured Horribly disfigured Horribly disfigured
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