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Genre
Charts
#14,541 in subgenre
Peak #175
Charts
Peak #7,258
Author
Mackanova
Rights
2004
Uploaded
May 01, 2005
Track Files
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MP3 5.8 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
they said it couldnt be done (yes it can)...oh im doin it, word em up, kid...
you like that bass drum? (i like that bass drum)...do you like it? (i like it)...i kinda like it (good) yo
back when i was young they said it couldnt be done
but i grew up and i proved them wrong
now im sittin here and im rappin this song
do you remember that guy who said cant we all just get along
well i do, do do you do i know that i do hey fuck you
back before i could bust amazin rhymes
i was in penitentiary doing my time
i stole my teacher's eraser (uh huh)
my teacher was a bitch, i wanted to erase her
i rhymed eraser with erase her (uh huh)you should give me an emmy, i know, i have plenty
anyway man back to my silly story
about my girlfriend, i think her name was torrie
well we was kinda young and we were in love so i knocked her cracker ass up (ohh)
her dad was kinda mad so i said "shut the fuck up"
hes like "you know what, richard, i mean mackanova
you've got an awfully dirty mouth for only being nine"
i said "im sorry mr spears but your daughter is so fine"
we met on the corner where she was bein a whore
and at the time, i was selling drugs outside of the corner store
so she was on the corner and i was on the corner
and i wanted to bone her so i said that i love her
she said i know and i said you ho so we made love in the bushes over there
and afterwards i came out of it very fuckin dizzy, i started to say for shizzy
before snoop dogg ever said for shizzy and thats no digitty thats no digitty
afterwards i came out of it very fuckin dizzy, i started to say for shizzy
before snoop dogg ever said for shizzy and thats no digitty thats no digitty
i'm just reflecting upon these events
[chorus]
so i wrote this song
it didnt take very long
but then i lost the words
so i made up rhymes like with turds
shiminity shiminity sham shimnity shaw shaq slam
they call me mackanova or something cause i dont give a damn
i make extreme beats, my beats are extreme
if i had a team, we'd be the extreme beat team
i am from woodbury, the ghettoest place on the planet
i live in a house thats all made of granite
what an awesome rhyme cause i didnt even plan it
i need a price check so please would you scan it
i got white skin and you cant even tan it
you talk too damn much, you should just can it
if you got bad speakers, maybe you should pan it
got a bad connection? then maybe you should LAN it
shiminity shiminity skip fuck i already said this fucking shit
they call me mackanova cause im made of plutonic (uh)
ive written some weird songs, some even call demonic
in case you couldnt tell im no good at harmonics (uh?)
but i will not go away because i am so chronic
if i was a robot, then you call me electronic (electronic)
i dont have many theories and im not very platonic
im using uncommon definitions cause i like being ironic
this comes from a cool song i wonder if its diatonic
i can rhyme faster than that blue guy can run, sonic
im a grown person, i am not embryonic
actually maybe this song is really monophonic
[chorus]
