Next Time The Star Of The Show Could Be You...
Jeremy Beadle has one hand that looks a bit like a crab's claw. It's weird.
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Story behind the song
"I was always afraid of Jeremy Beadle's little crab hand. It's creepy, and it's unnecessary. I think he should be banned from all public transport, and especially television." - Nick Extreme
Lyrics
Listen up, you guys out there
Are you scared, scared, scared of the wee hand?
I am scared, scared, scared of the wee hand
It's miniature like a wee thing!
I forgot how bizarre that thingy looks
It makes my throat feel all tight
Next time the star of the show could be you, goodnight
Crab hand! Coming at me in my sleep
Crab hand! Trying to close my air ducts
A hand that's not quite a hand
People like you should be banned
Oh, my! I think it's alive!
Listen up, you guys out there
Are you scared, scared, scared of the wee hand?
I am scared, scared, scared of the wee hand
It's notoriously wee!
I forgot how bizarre that thingy looks
It can't join in a fistfight
Next time the star of the show could be you, goodnight
Crab hand! Coming at me in my sleep
Crab hand! Trying to close my air ducts
A hand that's not quite a hand
People like you should be banned
Oh, my! I think it's alive
CRAB HAND!
