Appreciative song about the female form and its acts of criminality against male lust
How extreme can one man and two other men get? VERY extreme is the answer! Nick Extreme And The Extremities - Why Life Is GREAT! SYNTHPOP , ROCK , PUNK , JAZZ ,
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Story behind the song
"This song is basically about the female breasts, and my love of them. Sometimes you see a few mounds and you think : 'y'all them be stinking' and then other times EL SMACKO, those breasts are exciting and dangerous, convicing your smaller member to expand like sanitary products in water. Y'all know what I'm talking about. I thought it was about time people heard a song about such things." - Nick Extreme
Lyrics
Girl, your mounds are so dangerous
Like vibrant scoops of fat delight
I'm tempted by their eclipsing profile
Do you mind if I take a bite?
On occasion, I'm tempted to slap one
Just to hear the treble of the pow pow pow
But today, girl, I am sup'ed up
And I want to see them now, GO!
Those things are criminal
Crime with those things is possible
Into the night they travel light
Nutritious without cellulite
Arrest the breast, go! Arrest the chest, go!
Arrest the chest, go! Arrest the breast
I don't mean to focus my attention
Solely on your bumps
But, girl, your body is accentuated
By these post-apocalyptic lumps, go!
Don't get me wrong, you woman
I'm astounded by your intellect
If you flash me, it is science
What we see is cause and effect...in my pants
Those things are criminal
Crime with those things is possible
Into the night they travel light
Nutritious without cellulite
Arrest the breast, go! Arrest the chest, go!
Arrest the chest, go! Arrest the breast
Arrest the breast
Somebody call the cops when all the girls remove their tops
I realise I'm being male, but songs like this increase the sale
Those things are criminal
Crime with those things is possible
Into the night they travel light
Nutritious without cellulite
Arrest the breast, go! Arrest the chest, go!
Arrest the chest, go! Arrest the breast.
