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Peak #1,546
Peak in subgenre #145
Author
too tall
Rights
me
Uploaded
September 07, 2004
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MP3 2.7 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
I don't know dude, it's like everybody sick of the Dorms and shit, it's like
everybody wants to go there and play Kings and get drunk, it's like not fun anymore dude,
and I think Im gunna go jerk off,
These chicks Don't even Know the names of their Dorms,
But their all on me like they wanna make porn,
and there all sluts so all I do is ignore'em,
Cuz everyone's done all these sluts at the dorms,
SO I get out of my car right, I take a hike,
I walk up to these dorm chicks and Im all like,
Wassup, cunts, get off of my nuts,
Im here to drink your beer, and watch you be sluts,
and their all like "Oh no it's Brian Again..."
"oh my fucking god he brought some Hieneken,
I swear to fucking god Brian your fucking tall,
please Brian please lemme suck your balls.."
and by now the rest of the fellas get jealous,
especially since I brought some beer and Im being really selfish,
and these girls get horney, and all these dumb brods, start kissing each other,
and undoing their bra's, until I got enough dirt I can make a fortune,
if you want a lil example I can give you a portion,
like this one dorm chick you strait calle dme a honkey,
then she tried to fuck me when I thought she'd sock me,
last night I saw Jacky try to suck off a donkey,
cuz I told her dumbass his dick taste like coffee,
a lot of these drunk bitches are starting to get bossy,
and all these fat chicks need to get the fuck off me, becuase obviously,
These chicks Don't even Know the names of their Dorms,
But their all on me like they wanna make porn,
and there all sluts so all I do is ignore'em,
Cuz everyone's done all these sluts at the dorms,
The Dorms, the dorms, the dorms, the dorms, the doooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmms, (yeahhhh yeah)
Girl why can't you see your the slutiest girl at CSUB.... yatch!
YOu need to go and find yourself some dignity....
These chicks Don't even Know the names of their Dorms,
But their all on me like they wanna make porn,
and there all sluts so all I do is ignore'em,
Cuz everyone's done all these sluts at the dorms
The Dorms, the dorms, the dorms, the dorms, the doooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmms, (yeahhhh yeah)
