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Retard
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A song that is long overdue.
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Brad Nailer is old school honky tonk straw hat and cold beer swillin music about being to drunk to get it up, how to please your woman, and barrel racing.
Howdy, I'm Brad Nailer, and yall go ahead and help yourself to some of my songs. Hope you like em! "Retard" is a song that just had to be wrote. It's all about those dickheads in the car in front of you with their cell phone glued to their ear. "Nubbin Rubbin" is kinda the women's favorite. DJ Deaf Jam and The Mos Drunk Cowboy Cru mixed it up alittle on "Back In The Saddle". And "Sweet Round Ass", well.. I think it kinda speaks for itself. Later, Brad WARNING!!! PARENTAL ADVISORY!!! These songs contain bad words and talk about adult stuff! Don't let your kids hear em. And don't take em to church neither!
Song Info
Charts
Peak #40
Peak in subgenre #6
Author
Simon Gray
Rights
2002
Uploaded
September 07, 2004
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MP3 1.5 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Story behind the song
Dumb retards talking on cell phones in their cars in front of me.
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RETARD 1. Hey Mister important With your mobile phone D’ya leave the house in a hurry Leave your brains at home Cause your drivin’ like a retard Goin way to fast I’m gonna shove that fucking phone Right up your ass 2. Hey Mister going nowhere Going nowhere quick Are you thinking with the little head At the end of your dick Get your mind on the road son Both hands on the wheel Do you think you’re Richard Petty What the hell’s your deal Hey Mister fucking dickhead Where’d ya learn to drive My kid drives better than you And he’s only five copyright 2002 by Simon Gray
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