you get served when you drink with us...McCormicks crew 4 life
meaningful and fun musik
I would say this is tight...but it's not
Lyrics
Taken two steps…yeah…now what do you got next
I got best I got text…my flows got restitution
But my two steps…back to the brunettes
My two steps a dance man…that I haven’t used yet
You can sing along…but if you don’t know the words
Its probably coz you know the dance your motor skills absurd
Your mind is in a trance dance and I’m in my rap stance
With the keg around me I be doing a tap dance
Olde are you sober tonight? naw bitch fat chance
I’m always with my two step singing this rap chant (it goes)
Ya’ll need to pick ya cups up and tip them
Do my two step…shut the fuck up and listen
All you really need is that stuff thats in the kitchen
I hope you brought your crutches coz my steps will get you trippin
Quit bitchin now your mission…is to lose your vision
In my two step dance yall better make the right decision
I took 12 shots…and you did worse
Its my two step dance ya bitch…you got served
One forty…one mikes…and two fosters
I can’t dance bitch so…you got served
A dui…a train wreck…a few copsters
I just got arrested bitch you got served
One ambulance…and a hospital nurse
I just died bitch you got served
First step is one beer and just sip the top… Drunk? Nah…
Not yet… I’m just faking it to piss you off
I won’t be driving home… Not in my black Corolla
First I double clutch the stick now I double clutch Coronas
And I ain’t fucking sober… Who’s the shmuck that told you?
Oh fuck… I’m too drunk to stand on my own two
Most chicks get lonely… And most dudes get loaded
When younger girls do anything just to get noticed
I slobber when I talk and I wobble when I walk
Girls gobbling and swallowing and hollow out my cock
That’s when I stand up and try to dance to this
It must be bad music… Cuz I just can’t do it
Just the damn two-step… (And I) grab for support
Smash a lamp when I fall and I land on the floor
So until my heart’s shocked then hey I’ll never stop
Cuz if I can still swallow then I’ll take another shot
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