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Kill Phil (Ode to Dr. Phil)
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I watch him a couple of times a week but, let's face it, he's annoying ...
sarcasm slam poetry dark humor black comedy
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C.O.W. (Creative Older Woman) takes up slammin' with dark humor and biting sarcasm. Not your momma's poetry.
What I do is slam and stand-up. To hear me, click on the music link.
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Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #31
Peak in subgenre #8
Author
njoy
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njoy
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August 25, 2004
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MP3 1.7 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
What motivated me to write this was having nothing better to do. 'Get a life' they said but did I listen?
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Kill Phil (An Ode to Dr. Phil) O, Dr. Phil I think I'm ill I want to stop this crap and chill. I must abandon all my sil- ly attitudes that kill the chance for me to be like Phil. So, let me on thy show, I pray Where I can purge my soul And say What ever's on my mind That day. I'm asking now to play the fool To scream and cry, kvetch and drool To be your tool Beneath your rule Your ridicule While cruel - is cool! O, Dr. Phil My guts I'll spill I love your skill My will is nil Blockhead? Dimwit? Imbecile? -- A humble fan adoring Phil. To make the mp3 long enough to chart (why is this?) I have included a non-Yiddish version: Kill Phil (An Ode to Dr. Phil) O, Dr. Phil I think I'm ill I want to stop this crap and chill. I must abandon all my sil- ly attitudes that kill the chance for me to be like Phil. So, let me on thy show, I pray Where I can purge my soul And say What ever's on my mind That day. I'm asking now to play the fool To scream and cry, complain and drool To be your tool Beneath your rule Your ridicule While cruel - is cool! O, Dr. Phil My guts I'll spill I love your skill My will is nil Blockhead? Dimwit? Imbecile? -- A humble fan adoring Phil. Thanks to http://www.animatedgif.net for the mona lisa gif
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