Song Parody using "The House Of The Rising Sun"...(www.shookmusic.4t.com)Lyrics, Guitars, Bass & Vocals by: Bill Shook...Drums by: KCG
adult comedy blues metal
My Three Foot Phallus
Hangs Down Past My Knees
They Say That It Eclipses The Sun
And It's Been That Way
Since I Was A Baby Boy
Thank God I'm The Gifted One
When My Mother Gave Birth After Labor
Her Doctor Couldn't Believe What He Had Seen
Like My Father
I Would Grow Up
To Be A Well Endowed Man
That Had To Wear Three Legged Jeans
Now The Funny Thing
About El Caballo Is
Like A Sequoia I Have A Big Trunk
And I Know That The Women
They're Always Satisfied
When They Feel The Power Of My Hunk
Oh Mother, Teach The El Caballo Children
How To Properly Support Their Guns
So They Won't Spend
Their Lives In Back Pain And Misery
Because Someday
They'll Sow Their Oats And Have Fun
Now, My Middle Leg Is Proped Up On A Platform
It Saves My Back From The Strain
Something Always Happens
When It Pops Up Big And Mean
Feeling Dizzy From The Lack Of Blood Flow
To My Brain
My Three Foot Phallus
Hangs Down Past My Knees
They Say That It Eclipses The Sun
And It's Been That Way
Since I Was A Baby Boy
Thank God I'm The Gifted One
