There really is no story. The song just played, I turned on my mic and started spouting random things in a weird voice... The song really scares me...
Lyrics
No sugar, no cream, not even that frothy milk like steam.
I like it black, that’s right. I like it black....like my men.
Coffee is a manly mans drink, it taste best just black I think!
I take my men, like I take my coffee, hot, black, and in a cup.
Thats right in a cup.
But one thing is for sure, I like it back...like dark, kind of...well, just like my men, that’s right. LIKE MY MEN!
(If you want the rest of the lyrics just listen to the song really hard)