THE REAL PAUL IS DEAD

JESUS OLDMAN

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JESUS OLDMAN

I am Jesus Oldman. For whatever reason, I have begun to consider my mortality. Therefore. I am leaving my life's work to SoundClick.

CATS MAKE GREAT PIZZA. See Video. Hi World. I Am JESUS OLDMAN. Now considering my mortality, I am leaving my music, to SoundClick. Entrusting them to keep it alive, even after I am gone. Any money it will make, will go to SoundClick, not to me. Because I did it for Love, I did it for God. And I Trust SoundClick, to Keep This Alive For You All. -JO

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Sports

Charts

#1 in subgenre

Author

JESUS OLDMAN

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Uploaded

February 03, 2026

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MP3 11.4 MB • 320 kbps • 4:59

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WAV 50.3 MB

Lyrics

THE REAL PAUL IS DEAD




I'm not a stranger
I'm just an angel
Oh yes indeed
William stepped into the gig
Just the pig who studied to be me

Now there's just Ringo
Only one left to verify me

Come clean Ringo
Tell the Truth while you can, Ringo
Or the terrorists win
As they do, time and again...

William's quite older
And by now he's older than a box of rocks
He can still play
But oh that voice, no longer a silver fox

Sounds nothing like me
Tired of pretending
Pretending to be me

Come clean Ringo
Tell it while you can Dear Ringo
John & George both wish
They'd spilled the beans before they left

The real Paul is Dead
They found the new one in a bag of spoons
He has a longer head
And surgery for his face of prunes
He isn't really bad, but he's not really
All that good
And he won't tell you the truth,
Although he should!
God knows He really should

He is his own grandpa
And he vows, a nation once again
Really a mixer
More than a lover
Gets it wrong again and again

Lin kept his secret
But it all did her in
In the end

Come clean Ringo
You're the only one left who can
Set it right again
Before the whole book ends

The real Paul is Dead
They found the new one in a bag of spoons
He has a longer head
And surgery for his face of prunes
He isn't really bad, but he's not really
All that good
And he won't tell you the truth,
Although he should
Yes he really should

-Guitar solo-

Come clean Ringo
You're the only one left to stop it going 'round the bend
You owe Bill Shepherd nothing, my friend

The real Paul is Dead
They found the new one in a bag of spoons
He has a longer head
And surgery for his face of prunes
He isn't really bad, but he's not really
All that good
And he won't tell you the truth,
Although he should
Dear God yes he should
'Cause Bill'd rather be known for himself
If he ever could, if he ever could
Bill Shepherd would

Don't you bloody just want to scream it?





Copyright 2026 - JESUS OLDMAN

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