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A Totally Natural Woman
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Satirical upbeat song about plastic surgery.
cabaret satire vocal folk
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RACHEL STONE - Songwriter and cabaret singer of original topical and satirical songs. Writes witty, insightful lyrics and musically interesting original tunes i
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #12
Peak in subgenre #6
Author
Words & Music by Rachel Stone
Rights
2000, Rachel Stone
Uploaded
November 20, 2002
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MP3 2.1 MB • 128 kbps • 2:19
Story behind the song
Inspired by Cher and the plethora of ads for Botox and liposuction.
Lyrics
At sixteen, back in school My big nose wasn't cool The kids were mean and nasty So my folks got me rhinoplasty (CHORUS) I'm a totally natural woman What you get is what you see A totally natural woman …With a little help from surgery When I hit twenty-four My chest was still flat-as-a-board Now my cup's a D It all belongs to me I paid…I own The silicone (CHORUS) I'm a totally natural woman What you get is what you see A totally natural woman …With a little help from surgery After childbirth, it's a fact Your figure doesn't stay intact But I changed my luck With a tummy tuck And Doctor, while you're there Raise my derriere (CHORUS) I'm a totally natural woman What you get is what you see A totally natural woman …With a little help from surgery Now Botox™ smooths my brow And lasers wipe the wrinkles out I've got liposuctioned hips And collagen lips In a permanent smile From a full face lift (FINAL CHORUS) I'm a totally natural woman What you get is what you see A totally natural woman With a little bit of help We all could use some help …With a little help from surgery.
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