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Twerk of Death

Toxic Hydro Cult

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Toxic Hydro Cult
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Toxic Hydro Cult is an American crossover thrash band from Los Angeles, CA
Toxic Hydro Cult is an American crossover thrash band from Los Angeles. The band mixes elements of hardcore punk and thrash metal, with lyrics that are often humorous and politically incorrect
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Metal • Thrash Metal
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Peak #1
Peak in subgenre #1
Author
Tommy Gardner, Johnny Gardner
Uploaded
January 29, 2026
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MP3 4.4 MB • 183 kbps • 3:20
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Alright, so I walk into this shithole bar, right? Smells like piss and broken dreams. Just want a goddamn beer. And then... SHE walks in. God have mercy on our souls. Stumbled through the door for a shot and a beer The air was thick with failure and fear Then the whole room shifted, a shadow was cast By a big nasty bitch with a planet-sized ass Stained tube top, leggings worn thin A psycho-killer smile on her triple-chin She looked at the jukebox, she gave it a smack Here comes the beat for a fucking heart attack! The ground started rumbling, a low, ominous drone She cracked all her knuckles and let out a groan She bent at the waist, a horrible sight And plunged the whole world into darkness and night! HERE IT COMES! THE ASSQUAKE OF FATE! A BIO-WEAPON OF JIGGLE AND HATE! TWERK OF DEATH! (DEATH!) HOLD YOUR FUCKING BREATH! TWERK OF DEATH! (DEATH!) SHE'S GONNA ASS CLAP YOU TO DEATH! The clap of her cheeks was a thunderous sound Shattered the bottles and cracked the ground A dude in the corner just started to cry As a tidal wave of butt-sweat flew in his eye It ain't no dance, it's a goddamn attack A cellulite avalanche on a meth-fueled track The bartender's screaming and dialing 9-1-1 But it's too late for Jesus, the damage is done! The stench hit the air, a foul, toxic haze Got people collapsing in a stupor, a daze! She locked her damn eyes right on me and then She screamed "YOU'RE NEXT, MOTHERFUCKER!" and did it again! HERE IT COMES! THE ASSQUAKE OF FATE! A BIO-WEAPON OF JIGGLE AND HATE! TWERK OF DEATH! (DEATH!) HOLD YOUR FUCKING BREATH! TWERK OF DEATH! (DEATH!) SHE'S GONNA ASS CLAP YOU TO DEATH! THIS! ISN'T! DANCING! This is a goddamn public menace! Some say she was born in the sewers of Venice! Fed on a diet of hate and cheap cheese! Bringing humanity down to its goddamn knees! FEMA ain't ready! The CDC's a joke! One more damn wiggle and we're all gonna croak! So run for your lives, you stupid fucks, run! Her ass is a cannon and the war has begun! HERE IT COMES! THE ASSQUAKE OF FATE! A BIO-WEAPON OF JIGGLE AND HATE! TWERK OF DEATH! (DEATH!) HOLD YOUR FUCKING BREATH! TWERK OF DEATH! (DEATH!) SHE'S GONNA KILL YOU TO...
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