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LIBTARDS UNITED!

Toxic Hydro Cult

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Toxic Hydro Cult
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Toxic Hydro Cult is an American crossover thrash band from Los Angeles, CA
Toxic Hydro Cult is an American crossover thrash band from Los Angeles. The band mixes elements of hardcore punk and thrash metal, with lyrics that are often humorous and politically incorrect
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Genre
Metal • Thrash Metal
Author
Tommy Gardner, Johnny Gardner
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January 29, 2026
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MP3 2.6 MB • 179 kbps • 2:01
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[Verse 1] Woke up screaming at the sun today, Forgot what pronouns it prefers to say! Tore my Starbucks cup in half, Barista drew a dicknow I'm triggered as fuck! [Pre-Chorus] Microaggressions in my cereal box, Soy milk’s too whitecultural shock! Campus safe space turned to war, Step on a Legocall the law! [Chorus] LIBTARDS UNITED! (Snowflake division!) Melting down over TV decisions! Screaming "Oppression!" at their gender-fluid patchouli, While we slam riffs like "Boomer’s a Nazi!" [Verse 2] Twitter fingers, cancel brigade, Digging up tweets from ’08! Saw a MAGA hathad a stroke, Now my therapy dog’s revoked! [Bridge] "Uh, actually? Your tone is problematic. My gender’s a vibeit’s aromatic! Check your privilege, shitlord scum Did you just assume this drum’s a snare? TRIGGERED!" [Solo] [Chorus] LIBTARDS UNITED! (Hall monitor edition!) Rioting for gluten-free permission! Burning cities for climate justice, While their iPhones charge on coal disgust! [Outro] "FUCK YOUR FACTS! WE FEEL THE TRUTH!" (GIVE US HANDOUTSWE WON’T PROOF!) "EVERYTHING’S RACIST! EVERYTHING’S SEXIST!" REEeeeeEEEE!
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