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M.O.A. (Machines of Agony) is an American crossover thrash band from Los Angeles, CA
M.O.A. (Machines of Agony) is an American crossover thrash band from Los Angeles formed by brothers Tommy Gardner and Johnny Gardner. The band mixes elements of hardcore punk and thrash metal, with lyrics that are often humorous and politically incorrect
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Genre
Metal • Thrash Metal
Author
Tommy Gardner, Johnny Gardner
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November 11, 2025
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MP3 4.9 MB • 185 kbps • 3:43
Lyrics
(Verse 1) Monday was awesome, we watched a horror flick Tuesday was perfect, not a single goddamn tick Wednesday afternoon, sittin' on the couch Turned into a warzone, turned into a slouch! A commercial for a puppy with a little sad face And suddenly tears are spraying all over the place! "What the hell did I do wrong? What the FUCK did I say?" She just glares at me and screams "GET THE FUCK AWAY!" (Chorus) CODE RED! DUCK AND COVER! HIDE THE FUCKING KNIVES! IT AIN'T ME! IT AIN'T YOU! IT'S A HORMONAL DIVE! THE DRAGON IS AWAKE NOW! THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN! I'VE GOT P.M.S. BY PROXY! AND IT'S NO FUCKING FUN! (HEY! HEY! HEY!) (Verse 2) Two A.M. she wakes me with a poke and a grunt "I need pickles, chocolate syrup, and the ass-end of a blunt!" Runnin' to the store in my boxers and my boots Just to stop the onslaught of hormonal disputes! "Do I look fat in this t-shirt?" Oh Jesus Christ, a test! "No, honey, you look beautiful," I say with a clenched fist! She says "So you're saying I looked UGLY before?!" Then she slams the bedroom door and calls me a fat whore! (Chorus) CODE RED! DUCK AND COVER! HIDE THE FUCKING KNIVES! IT AIN'T ME! IT AIN'T YOU! IT'S A HORMONAL DIVE! THE DRAGON IS AWAKE NOW! THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN! I'VE GOT P.M.S. BY PROXY! AND IT'S NO FUCKING FUN! (HEY! HEY! HEY!) "I don't get it! Something's happening to ME now! I was watching Commando yesterday, right? And when Sully gets dropped off the cliff? I got a little misty-eyed! I'm like, 'Aww, he just wanted to be scared last.' What the fuck is wrong with me?! My lower back hurts! I feel bloated! I ate a whole bag of Tostitos with goddamn frosting! This shit's contagious! It's airborne! It's seeping through the goddamn walls! I need a Midol and a heating pad, STAT!" (Guitar solo) (Chorus ) CODE RED! DUCK AND COVER! HIDE THE FUCKING KNIVES! IT AIN'T ME! IT AIN'T YOU! IT'S A HORMONAL DIVE! THE DRAGON IS AWAKE NOW! THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN! I'VE GOT P.M.S. BY PROXY! AND IT'S NO FUCKING FUN! (Outro) Gotta buy a calendar... and a big red pen... So I know when to visit... all my single friends! FUCK
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