Toxic Hydro Cult is an American crossover thrash band from Los Angeles, CA
Toxic Hydro Cult is an American crossover thrash band from Los Angeles. The band mixes elements of hardcore punk and thrash metal, with lyrics that are often humorous and politically incorrect
Lyrics
"Uh, yeah, welcome to my place... Oxford Apartments, number 213.
It's... it's cozy. Can I get you a drink? I mixed it myself.
Don't worry about the smell, it's just... uh... bad plumbing.
Yeah. Bad plumbing."
(Verse 1)
Punch the clock at the chocolate factory
Life is just a bore Head on down to the 219 Club
Gotta see who I can score Just a quiet guy, a little shy, don't mean no disrespect
Just wanna take you home with me, and uh... dissect
Yeah, I got a new fish tank, it's fifty-seven gallons of pure fun
Don't ask what's in the bottom when the party's done!
(Pre-Chorus)
Come on back, I'll pour a drink I promise you won't feel a thing
Watch a tape of 'Exorcist III' The only one who's screamin' will be ME!
(Chorus)
HUMAN CONSUMPTION! (HEY!)
A DEADLY LUNCHEON! (HEY!)
NO MORAL COMPUNCTION!
IT'S HUMAN CONSUMPTION!
(Verse 2)
Got a brand new drill from Sears, it's got a lotta torque
A little hole right in the skull turns your brain to pork
Don't need a butcher, don't need a chef, I'm a one-man operation
My kitchen is my laboratory for human desecration
The cops came by, saw a naked kid, I said he's just my friend!
They told me "Have a nice night, sir!" and the party never ends!
(Pre-Chorus)
Have another drink, it's on the house
You're quieter than a church mouse Let me take a polaroid or two
To remember all the things I'm gonna do to you!
(Chorus)
HUMAN CONSUMPTION! (HEY!)
A DEADLY LUNCHEON! (HEY!)
NO MORAL COMPUNCTION!
IT'S HUMAN CONSUMPTION!
(Bridge)
"What's for dinner? LET'S SEE!" Biceps, triceps, a la carte!
Human jerky, a work of art! A head in the freezer, a torso in a drum!
Don't worry 'bout the evidence, the cops are F*CKING DUMB!
(WHAT'S THAT SMELL?) I SAID IT'S BAD PLUMBING!
(WHAT'S THAT NOISE?) MY NEIGHBOR'S DRUMMING!
(WHAT'S IN THE VAT?) JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS!
(CAN I HAVE A SANDWICH?)
YOU CAN BE MY WITNESS!
(Guitar Solo)
(Verse 3)
Gave my neighbor a sandwich, she said it tasted great
Asked me for the recipe, I said it's "Special K"
Kept a couple skulls around, painted 'em up nice and gray
A little home decor to brighten up my day
People say I'm evil, people say I'm sick and wrong
I'm just a lonely guy from Milwaukee... writing you this song!
(Chorus)
HUMAN CONSUMPTION! (HEY!)
A DEADLY LUNCHEON! (HEY!)
NO MORAL COMPUNCTION!
IT'S HUMAN CONSUMPTION!
HUMAN CONSUMPTION! (YEAH!)
MY PRIVATE FUNCTION! (F*CK YEAH!)
TOTAL DESTRUCTION!
IT'S HU-MAN CON-SUMP-TION!
"Now... hold still."
