Take that coat off the sign!
Punk/Ska Fiends of Justice and incomprehensible cream-filled sandwiches.
We are Emerett and Nikolai. Our real names? No. Hardly. Keep your penguin groping soul away from our fresh scented garbage by listening to our entire collection of law abiding tunage. That's right. Tunage. You heard me. Tunage. You dig? Keep coming back for some more smooth melodies...Tunage.
Story behind the song
I ate my sister's wheat thins, only I didn't know they were hers...a song was born.
Lyrics
Wheat Thins are my favorite snack,
Don't give me the box, you ain't gettin' it back.
I'm too fat for anything else,
Yeah, I'm so fat I eat myself.
Beethoven is my favorite band,
Yeah, he's so old, he's so grand.
I haven't showered in three whole years
I've got beards where there shouldn't be beards
It's hard for people to look at me,
I wish I was Mr. T.
The clothes I wear aren't exactly par,
I wish I could fit in my car.
Wherever I go, people will find me.
I'm so fat, nothing confines me.
I'm not full, my stomach is empty.
I live off value pack candy.
I gotta try, try, try, and lose some weight,
Befor the chair I'm sitting on decides to break.
All I do is lay in bed,
Watch TV with a loaf of bread.
If you look under my leg,
You might find a goldfish, maybe an egg.
What you do is what I say,
It's always going to be the fat man's way.
I've got rolls under my rolls.
You can't even see my nose.
Something would say I've had enough.
I'm coocoo for Cocoa Puffs.
(Chorus Repeat and so forth)
