Theres an Old Sheriff in Town 2016 Robert George
Some said Joes too old to be a lawman
When he got elected in 04
Then some young punks rolled in off the freeway
And they shot up Freddys liquor store
Now those punksre sorry that they messed with him
Two guys ended up in jail, one went straight to hell
And Joes been our sheriff ever since
Yeah, word soon got around
That good ole boy stands his ground
Thugs n outlaws aint got a chance,
Theyre takin their lives in their hands
Cos theres an old sheriff in town
Well, hes got a slight limp in his right leg
From some shrapnel back in Vietnam
Rescued his lieutenant under heavy fire
It was do or die and death be damned
He takes Maalox in his tea and whisky in his Tang
And he stood there in the rain, last month out on Main
Facin down a meth head biker gang
Yeah, word soon got around
That good ole boy stands his ground
Crooks and gangsters aint got a chance,
Theyre takin their lives in their hands
Cos theres an old sheriff in town
Well, they say hes got a pistol
That aint standard police issue
Its ammo shatters bone like crystal
And it tears up skin like tissue
Yeah, word soon got around
That good ole boy stands his ground
Thugs n outlaws aint got a chance,
Theyre takin their lives in their hands
Cos theres an old sheriff in town
Theres a small town on the southern borderline
And they say its full of drugs n crime
So the Fedsre sendin someone diffrent in
And his older sisters twice as tough as him
Now, theres an old sheriff in town
