Nachos & NASCAR 2015 Robert George BMI
It was finlly time to meet my girlfriends folks
When I pulled up, my ole truck was covered in muck
And coughin smoke
But her mom had social polish
Shed been to a fancy college
Had a law degree and PHD
Baked her hair in an airtight bun
Sat down in an antique wingback chair
Looked down her nose in a snooty stare
Had a necklace strung with jewels
Asked me where I went to school
And where my famly was from
Her cheeks were burnin red
When I smiled and said
Nachos and NASCAR
Football and beer
Rodeo riding
Broncos and steers
Country and western
Wranglers and boots
Thats me to a T
Nachos and NASCAR
Thosere my roots
Then her mama asked me if I like Dressage
I was feelin sad, things were goin bad, then my girlfriends dad
Came in from their garage
He was hummin Freebird
Wore a Kid Rock t-shirt
Had a Bud Light can in his greasy hand
And a crescent wrench in the other one
Took a big swig and he laughed
Said, dont mind my better half
She comes off like shes upper crust
But its my dirt n grease n dust
That really loosens up her bun
Her cheeks were blushin red
When he smiled and said
Nachos and NASCAR
Football and beer
Rodeo riding
Broncos and steers
Country and western
Wranglers and boots
Thats me to a T
Nachos and NASCAR
Thosere my roots
Her mama likes art galleries and wineries
Her daddy earns his salary at an oil refinery
Its a good thang shes a daddys girl
Cos she really loves my world of
Nachos and NASCAR
Football and beer
Rodeo riding
Broncos and steers
Country and western
Wranglers and boots
Thats me to a T
Nachos and NASCAR
Thosere my roots
