Lyrics
I aaam retarded... In heereeee...
And my brain is fucked up fucked up and fucked up fucked up and fucked up fucked up and fucked up fucked up and fucked up fucked up and fucked up fucked up and fucked up fucked up and fucked up fucked up and...
Cause when I get
simple tests to set.
And whilst I sort it out,
I'm breakin' sweat.
I got many issues up in my brain
And I can't always understand what you tryin' to say.
superslow on the intellect, too high on the ignorance.
I'm naiv and dumb, man, I'm straight up dense.
So spare me ya bullshit cause I couldn't understand it.
Cause yall got twice the mindpower I was ever handed.
I know I am not the sharpest car in the sky.
I think Britney is a virgin and that Pan can fly.
Michael Jackson never had a fuckin' plastic surgery.
And noone of the girls would ever say a word to me.
Still holdin' on,
Still goin' strong.
Yall know ya outnumbered.
In fuckin' chromosomes.
I AM RETARDED, I AM RETARDED YOU HEAR, I AM RETARDED, I AM RETARDED YOU HEAR, I AM RETARDED, I AM RETARDED YOU HEAR, I AM RETARDED, I AM RETARDED YOU HEAR!
No control over body or soul
I got no brains stems, man, I got a big ass hole
Been in third grade for almost a decade.
The multiplication table has me in checkmate.
Misspell the w o r d I, brain bursts when I try
too hard, I might die. I'm a special guy.
That's what my teacher and my parents says.
People stare or start to whisper when I make appearances.
When I go to the toilet, I need help to wipe my ass.
A stranger I once met ment it was a pleasureable task.
My friends are great, though, we do alotta fun.
They make me prank the neighbours and they turn around and run.
And then I get blamed for it, but it's all good.
Cause I'm the coolest special guy in the fuckin' hood.
I AM RETARDED, I AM RETARDED YOU HEAR, I AM RETARDED, I AM RETARDED YOU HEAR, I AM RETARDED, I AM RETARDED YOU HEAR, I AM RETARDED, I AM RETARDED YOU HEAR!
anti intellectual. ignorant. imbesil. dense. special. downs syndrome. naiv. retarded. straight up stupid.
I am ill, that's the deal
I'm movin' to a place where I gotta pop pills.
The girls say I'm cute, but none of them will kiss me.
If I was gone forever, they would definetly miss me.
For real, peeps, I would be like heaven for these chicks.
Fuck spunky, I am number sevenfourtysix.
With glasses like the bottom of a fuckin' coke bottle.
So sexy I'ma be the biggest mongoloid model.
I'm walkin' the earth with two left feet
I'm wearin' my robes just like a buddhist priest.
I'll never have sex with others than myself.
And even then, I'm so dumb that I need help.
I walk retarded, I talk retarded
Man, it ain't no secret, I am all retarded.
I AM RETARDED, I AM RETARDED YOU HEAR, I AM RETARDED, I AM RETARDED YOU HEAR, I AM RETARDED, I AM RETARDED YOU HEAR, I AM RETARDED, I AM RETARDED YOU HEAR!