THE FAT MANS ANTHEM! Hott song! Peak: #39 on Soundclick Hip Hop Charts.
An Underground Hip Hop Artist.
Lyrics
Hook:
One, Two, Three An Four,
I'm Gona Stop Counting Cas I Don't Know Anymore..
Five, Six, Seven An Eight,
Damn These Situps And The Cheescake That I Ate..
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Verse 1:
So It's 3 AM An I'm Going Down Stairs
An I'm Looking For Some Cheescake, Maybe An A Eclair
Here WE Have Cookies, Bad Milk, Different Goodies
Sit Down An Snack With A Hustler An A Woody
See Most Of My Day I Was Sittin In My Chair
An The Most That I Did Was Shave My Fuckin Pubic Hair
That There Drives, All The Ladies The Wild
But I Lost My Bonor When As My Feet Touched On The Tile
WHILE, I Was Eatin All The Brownies In My Bed..
THATS When I Realized That I Could Give Myself Head..
So I Puta Stick Butta On My Balls An My Dick..
Til I Leaned Forward Til My Face Touched On My Shit..
Sure I Was Embarrassed, When I Came I Was Careless
I Simply Came In My Mouth While Looking At Paris..
As I Laid Back Down, I Wondered Was It Really Worth It..
But Just Like They Say, Practice Maks Perfect..
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Verse 2:
I'm Eating All This Food And Its Goin To My Belly
So I Go Into To My Kitchen And I'm Takin Out The Jelly
An I Know I Shouldn't Be Eatin All This Crap
But I'm Hoping If I Eat Alot My Dick Will Get Fat
So I Open Up The Door An I Am Looking For Some Food
There Nothing Better Then Eating Cookie Dough In The Nude
And Its True I Have Tendencies To Get High
I Just Like The Munchies, Its A Reason To Get Fries
I'm Lookin For Some Pussy, Don't Push Me
I'm Stilly Hungry So I Eat Around My Girls Tushy
Thus Be Nasty, I Put Grapes Into Her Button
Stick A Dick Into Her Ass An Tell Her 'Suck Ur Butt In'
Cas Its Nuttin, For A Cracka Like Me
Actually, I Want Some Mafuckin Crackas An Cheese
But Please I Couldn't Care Less To Be FUCKIN Thin
I Put My Dick Onto My Abs An Say 'FUCK The Gym!'
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Verse 3:
I'm Eating All This Food, And It's Going To My Tushy
I'm Drinking From This Boob, And I'm Sucking On This Pussy
I Love Chochlate Bars
I Hate Working Arms
I Love Cookie Dough Ice Cream
I Hate Eating Corn Rice Beans
If You Hate Working Out - Stand Up
If You Hate Vegetables - Stand Up
If You Hate Fruits & Shit - Stand Up
If You Hate Geting Outa Bed - Stand Up
If You Love Candy - Stand Up
If You Love Sugar - Stand Up
If You Love Porn And TV Dinners - Stand Up
ANd If You Love Sex - STAND UP!
