Multi-genre singer/songwriter, previously with The Mediocres (Chicago, IL), Swimmer Monkey (Silicon Valley, CA), and currently "Clot 1" of The Garden Clots.
I’m gonna make a drug
Devoid of any side effects
It won’t control diseases
And it won’t help you have better sex
I’m gonna make a drug
That guarantees eternal life
You smear it on a screen
And then you swallow all the hype, because
I’m gonna make a drug
I’m gonna make a drug
I’m gonna make a drug
Yeah, I’m gonna make a drug
I’m gonna make a drug
That you can take when feeling fine
It’ll cost a hundred dollars
So that Merck and Bayer can make their dimes
I’m gonna make a drug
Comprised mostly of calcium
I’ll name it something catchy
It’ll roll right off your tongue, oh yeah
I’m gonna make a drug
I’m gonna make a drug
I’m gonna make a drug
Yeah, I’m gonna make a drug
They tell me that it’s hard to do and that I’ll need approvals
That the FDA will want to see that I’ve tested it on poodles
But I’m pretty sure that all that stuff’s outdated superstition
I think all that all I’ll need to do is grease the politicians
I’m gonna make a drug
That tames wild monkeys
We tried it on a focus group
And things got really funky
I’m gonna make a drug
But you gotta take it up your ass
We recommend a straw
And not a drinking glass, that’s right
I’m gonna make a drug
I’m gonna make a drug
I’m gonna make a drug
Yeah, I’m gonna make a drug
I’m gonna make a drug
I’ll sell it on the dark web
I won’t take crypto currency
You’ll have to send me cash instead
I’m gonna make a drug
That tells us if you’re left or right
Cuz standing in the middle
Is currently not prescribed
I’m gonna make a drug
I’m gonna make a drug
I’m gonna make a drug
Yeah, I’m gonna make a drug
I’m gonna make a drug
I’m gonna make a drug
I’m gonna make a drug
Yeah, I’m gonna make a drug
