Name: Lady Peace at Her Vanity
Duration: 4 min 44 s
Channel: Eric Kalenze
Description: "Lady Peace at Her Vanity" is a song by gawker slowdown.

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gawker slowdown

songs from a twin cities basement

I'm Eric Kalenze, and Gawker Slowdown is the name I've given my little musical hobby. While I'm currently in a state of semi-retirement from music, I still write and play out occasionally. All songs on this site were written, performed, and recorded by me in my Twin Cities basement.

Song Info

Genre

Rock • Folk Rock

Charts

Peak #242

Peak in subgenre #28

Author

Eric Kalenze

Rights

2006

Uploaded

December 25, 2006

Track Files

MP3

MP3 4.3 MB • 320 kbps • 4:44

Lyrics

Lady Peace is at her vanity
Wondering about a new incarnation
Something she heard on Sean Hannity
Made her wanna turn her back on this great nation
He said she don't play in the suburbs
She don't play with NASCAR fans
Not sexy enough for Las Vegas
I mean, have you seen the guns on Danny Gans?

Now she's picking up the telephone
Got the number of Madonna's personal trainer
Says he can turn all that softness to stone
With the beating she's been taking, can you blame her?
One day you're everybody's darlin'
But it all just fades so fast
Can you see People Magazine?
You'll never guess who's back
It's Lady Peace, and she's coming to kick some ass

Now it's six months later and she's coming out
Chose as the site the Oscars red carpet
All buff, botoxed, and belligerent
An incredulous Joan Rivers can't stop harpin'
When she gets to the microphone
Says all the greats, they stayed on top
Living by the idea that you change or you die
Joan my dear, I can't afford to stop
Joan my dear, I can't afford to stop